Arkansas come to Houston

Where did we leave off?  Oh I got bored.  Yes, I have no idea how those people on Catfish do it.  Going on for years and years without laying eyes on their love interest.  I am not sure when exactly I got bored or what caused it.  It might have been when I discovered there were other LOCAL suitors or maybe when I began to discover his lack of general intelligence and stability. (You see when I first began chatting with him he was a roofing contractor, by the time he was coming to visit he was a furniture salesman, that lasted three weeks, he now sells cars.)  Either way, he kept insisting he was going to come visit, after about a month of that, I got bored.  And by the time he came to visit, another month later, I was down right annoyed.  Every time he texts "Good morning beautiful." I throw up in my mouth a little bit.  
He arrives and it feels like an extended first date.  We go to the zoo, then for drinks.  We go to dinner and he is just staring into my eyes.  I am so uncomfortable that I ask him to please stop.  He said "I think eye contact is important.  In relationships, in professional life, in everything."  While I do agree with him eye contact is important, staring is not socially acceptable.  He is way into sales and it seems someone once told him that eye contact was important in making a human connection so he just started staring.  
Side note: I want to let you know that I am paying for a significant amount more on this visit than I would on any other date because he honestly can't afford it.  Being a sugar mamma does not get my loins burning.  
At one point I ask him if he would like to go see a movie, his response, "That will be nice.  I want to make sure you know that, I didn't come to Houston to see a movie.  I come to Houston to see you."  If you noticed the grammatically incorrectness of this statement, it is not a typo.  He did not use the word CAME, in any context.  For example he would be telling a story and say "It come time..."  Towards the end of our time together I almost shouted "YOU MEAN CAME!" in one of these instances.  But luckily I was able to restrain myself.  
At the end of our visit he said "You know I like you a lot."  I said, "I can tell."  And sent him back to Hope, AK, home of Bill Clinton, Mike Huckabee, and this smitten man, who would be my perfect match if I wanted to be worshiped.