I am going to start doing a little blogging about my past life. I am still dating, don't worry, but am lacking inspiration in the present so here we go.
I want to start by telling you that it was June in Houston. This should tell you enough for you to understand this next part. He had a house with a pool. One of the only homes with a pool in the Heights. Obviously I was willing to overlook this one democratic character flaw. He was a very successful lawyer. This was during my lawyer phase.
We have many intelligent conversations, he is a bit of a foodie, which I enjoy immensely in addition to the pool in the Heights. We are able to be respectful of one another and our beliefs. He shows me many new restaurants and I look pretty by his pool. This goes on for about a month, during which I know this isn't going to last. After a while, I discover he has more than one character flaw, that he also partakes in some drugs that are illegal in this state, but not others like Colorado. It seems his neighbor was a drug dealer, so I guess when it's convenient? Most of you know that this is not my thing.
I broke it off after a month. Yes, right after fourth of July. I didn't even make it to August. I told him that I had met someone else.
He said "What?? Does he have a bigger iPhone than me? He has the iPhone4 doesn't he?" (This is 2010.)
I reply, "No he has a Blackberry."
He says, "Oh slumming it. You will be back."
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